Speak With Confidence

How Presidents Relax

In Jokemaster, Minor Roles on December 2, 2010 at 1:38 pm

by Andrew Scallion

Every meeting has a Jokemaster to add some levity – Andrew had us laughing with this one.

George Bush, Boris Yeltsin and Fidel Castro had a summit meeting on a cruise ship. Toward the end of the day, they adjourned and went onto the ship’s deck. Boris pulled open a fifth of vodka, took a couple mouthfuls and threw it overboard. When the other two looked at him, he said, “In Russia, we got many fifths of vodka.” Then Fidel lit a cigar, took a couple of puffs and it overboard. When the other two looked at him, he said, “In Cuba, we got many of cigars.” George was wondering what he was going to do when he had an idea. He grabbed the first person he saw and threw him overboard. When the other two looked at him he replied, “In America, we have many illegal aliens.”

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